October 2011
67 posts
I want to dubstep my way into your heart.
Oct 31st
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You taste like the sound of rain on my skin.
Oct 31st
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Your gaze makes me feel like a Peruvian bull...
Oct 31st
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Your love is like a well executed kick flip.
Oct 31st
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Sex is like an apple.
Oct 31st
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Just watched some shit go down @ occupy detroit......
Oct 30th
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If you don't think haunted houses are scary it's...
Oct 30th
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Whenever I eat ramen noodles I always seem to be...
Oct 30th
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Going into dark basements is extra scary when...
Oct 30th
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Another night in the land of red jail bars and...
Oct 30th
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Technology will always remain a slave to...
Oct 29th
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Oct 29th
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Oct 29th
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When Should You Shoot A Cop?
That question, even without an answer, makes most “law-abiding taxpayers” go into knee-jerk conniptions. The indoctrinated masses all race to see who can be first, and loudest to proclaim that it is NEVER okay to forcibly resist “law enforcement.” In doing so, they also inadvertently demonstrate why so much of human history has been plagued by tyranny and oppression. In an ideal world, cops would...
Oct 29th
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This weekend I'm dressing up as a zombie and...
Oct 29th
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Dear God: Please rapture your followers somewhere...
Oct 29th
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If the U.S. government didn't need a 'permit' to...
Oct 29th
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If you were taught anything as a child that you've...
Oct 29th
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Oct 29th
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Since they have clearly dismissed their pledge to...
Oct 28th
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Oct 28th
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Oh how I miss the day of randomly yelling over...
Oct 27th
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Thank you internet, for my education.
Oct 27th
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I highly do not recommend literally jumping in the...
Oct 25th
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Only God knows why Kid Rock is famous.
Oct 25th
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Oct 24th
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Facebook Drama of the Day: UPDATE!
rickycisco: Here is a recent update from last night! Enjoy. oh wait there is more! See money yo.
Oct 24th
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Daily Excercise: Jack squat.
Oct 24th
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Oct 24th
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Oct 24th
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Oct 23rd
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Oct 23rd
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Facebook Drama of the Day:
Here is a recent update from last night!
Oct 22nd
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I'm going to invent a silent crunchy chip.
Oct 22nd
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My entire life has been one of those days.
Oct 21st
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my theory on NBC's 'THE EVENT' (spoilers)
The “97” and their fellow alien sleepers are religious fanatics from the other planet there to wait for ‘The Event’ to happen.  When the main alien bitches son of a bitch wants to first open the portal to bring ‘an army’ over from the planet - they were only to come in the thousands or hundreds of thousands at most -presumably people of the same religion who...
Oct 21st
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Committed to eating every last bit of my Ramen...
Oct 18th
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I'd like to be the first to personally thank...
Oct 18th
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Oct 17th
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"the problem is not capitalism, it is corporate...
anticapitalist: People are greedy no matter what. The problem IS capitalism.  If people are greedy ‘no matter what’ then how can the problem be capitalism?  You should tell all those wall-street protesters to stop wasting their time, after all, we’re greedy ‘no matter what’! Don’t get me wrong, it isn’t ironic at all that you spout anti-capitalist...
Oct 17th
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Oct 17th
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My favorite present is right now.
Oct 17th
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Oct 16th
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Unready but willing
Oct 16th
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ListenLittle song I made on Ipad’s Garage band...
Oct 16th
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paralyzed with possibilities
Oct 15th
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In a move some call 'genius', Metallica continues...
Oct 14th
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If you experience terror by witnessing something...
Oct 13th
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