March 2011
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Anonymous asked: Are you gay?
February 2011
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horriblyholly replied to your post: What about people that dye their hair red? Do they need exorcisms? And what is your explanation for people that have red hair and no freckles?
I dye my hair fire engine red. So I suppose not only does that make me soulless, but now I’m a stripper/prostitute. The lessons your blog teaches me are endless. ;0
No you DO have a soul. The rest is accurate.
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iamaldo asked: I would like to complain that you should have different colored suits back there...There is only white..
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Anonymous asked: does ur dick wear its hood
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aadventurer asked: ☮
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sussse asked: So, do a lot of people harass you about your dick?
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Anonymous asked: i want you for breakfast.
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Anonymous asked: Explain your dick in detail.
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sussse asked: How do I perform an exorcism? I'm planning on marrying Rupert Grint.
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these gingers just unfollowed me ;(
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tasoku asked: For some reason tumblr doesn't like me asking you questions. This is the 3rd time I've tried this week. Let's hope for the best!
What are some of your pet peeves? (:
What are some of your pet peeves? (:
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senseofdoubt asked: Haha I'm a ginger. And I interpret the "ugly and beautiful" comment as an insult and a compliment. So fuck/thank you.
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nerddaily asked: What about people that dye their hair red? Do they need exorcisms? And what is your explanation for people that have red hair and no freckles?
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Anonymous asked: i feel the same way about gingers. but what do you say about christina hendricks from mad men. that woman is damn beautiful.
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climbingoutofthepit-deactivated asked: OK when you talk about gingers you say they need to be exorcised. if the general consensus is that gingers do not have a soul how can they be exorcised. you need a soul to be exorcised because when you exorcise a person you are removing a demon from their body which is possessing their soul. does that make sense? i hope it does. please clear this up.
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sussse asked: Thoughts on Rupert Grint?
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Anonymous asked: gingers need love too.
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mack-aroni asked: You sir, are very humourous, and creepin' on your blog has led me to recommend you.
Just for your information!
Just for your information!
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moneybaagz asked: you are the entire comedy portion of my brain
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flowersoda asked: OHMYGOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I feel like a stalker, but know I'm not :). It's so weird how i make the "perception" quote and then I see that you have a youtube! Then I see your first video is about perceptions! Awhh how cool :D!
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thefinestmoment asked: How was your weekend? Do anything epically epic?
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SOMEONE FEED THE FUCKING TUMBEASTS
rickycisco:
redux.
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bj for reblog.
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Sorry for my lack of unfunny posts here, I've been... →
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Bulimia is not even a real disease. Its called...
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cunae asked: When you were a kid did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he dressed up as a girl bunny?
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bigbombtheory asked: Do people think that by threatening to unfollow you you're going to change who you are?
If they're that upset about something you post, I would think they would just unfollow you and go quietly into the night.
If they're that upset about something you post, I would think they would just unfollow you and go quietly into the night.
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“That bulimia joke? You had better be posting in protest in some weird way with...”
– I do standup. It was meant for my other blog. Listen, bulimia is not so bad, especially if you have baby birdies to take care of. And if you didn’t think that joke was very tasteful dont swallow, it doesnt taste any better the second time around.
Now go fuck yourself.
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wow, my father takes longer to get ready than I do
Ricky Cisco added:
wow, how long does your other dad take?
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Have you guys ever heard the joke about the on...
Me neither.
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Have you ever tried to play catch with a bulimic...
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lay-lah-nee asked: Will you dance with me?
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mehmoodsmoods asked: Hey, why did you stop following me? Don't force me to incite your Korean slaves to rebel against you.
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djsparklemotion asked: Word. Thanks for following.
I do stand-up in Seattle!
I do stand-up in Seattle!
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misadventuresoflyssamatano asked: Your blog makes my day, just thought I'd thank you.
So THANKS! :D
So THANKS! :D
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erindeirdre-deactivated20110619 asked: so. i gave you another shot. and you didn't come up with another animal. you asked me where i work, i told you, and no response. are you trying to make me unfollow you?
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Anonymous asked: I don't remember how I found your blog or why am I even following you. I just do and I love myself for it. Yours sincerely, Anon.
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angelia007 asked: Dude,you totally blew the fuck out of my feed with answers to asinine questions,and I totally dig it.Oh, I do have a question though.Does it suck living in Detroit?
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herrashmoo asked: Hey, thanks for the follow. You seem like a rather funny fellow, and I can appreciate that. Or something.
Actually, I just realized I came to this ask page with literally no fucking idea as to what I was gonna say, other than "thanks for the follow" like I do with all the random people that follow me, but like, I was sort of blunted over the head by humor when I hit your...
Actually, I just realized I came to this ask page with literally no fucking idea as to what I was gonna say, other than "thanks for the follow" like I do with all the random people that follow me, but like, I was sort of blunted over the head by humor when I hit your...
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Calling cops 'pigs' is not fair to pigs.
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veronniethinkshappy asked: thanks for following :)
I just went through your entire blog, LOVE IT and LOVE YOU <3
I was supposed to have my lunch break a long time ago but it was impossible to stop reading your blog!!
and now my stomach is talking. to itself.
I just went through your entire blog, LOVE IT and LOVE YOU <3
I was supposed to have my lunch break a long time ago but it was impossible to stop reading your blog!!
and now my stomach is talking. to itself.
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I have a photogenic memory.
I only remember good looking people.
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rarararariot asked: do you do any comedy shows in chicago?
