Loveseat Philosophy

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April 2011

79 posts

iliketutlez asked: i love your blog c:

A Mime once didn't say, "actions speak louder than...

dilemmma asked: Hey thereee, ricky cisco. its currently 1 am, and i am enjoying your blog posts instead of writing my school paper which was due yesterday. i dont have much to say, considering this is just a form of procrastination for me, but i just thought i would inform you that you are disgustingly hilarious. also..isnt cisco a food company or something? sysco maybe..idk. im really bored right now. please...

Someone asked me where do I come up with my...

the-blase-blog-deactivated20111 asked: Shoot this arrow ▬▬▬►to all the people you care about. If you get 5 back, you're really loved.

Sorry Tron, your 'daft punk' homage didn't save...

In discgolf, I call this throw the 'sidewinder'....

I can't wait to see all of the great paparazzi...

I think then the English population would feel their 30 million went to a good cause.

New page featuring all of your 'asks' & messages... →

Can tumblr please be the one place where we don't...

I once knew a man whose wildest dreams came true.

He was a schizophrenic.

Secret to the bible-belt's high fertility rates?...

Is there anyone in the south that doesn't have a...

Ed Hardy: Giving the tattoo removal industry...

Hearts, Skulls and Ribbons oh my!

OMG @ Toy Story 3's homage to Starwars scene. I...

and yet, their still not doing what they’re intended for. Or at least no one wants to film it.

"bahaha hey! I'm from the bible-belt and I can...

Yea, only the good-looking hillbillies are cared enough about to be taught to read and write. All 10 of you. I mean, someone has to fill out those police reports for domestic violence. Also, Is there anyone in the south that doesn’t have a kid by their second period? More proof reading books does not get you laid and having a stupid accent does. I hear having a sister close in age...

Anonymous asked: You are undoubtedly one of the most attractive people I've ever seen....

...hahaha, just kidding. I'm a compulsive liar, though I'm sure you could figure that out by me thinking you're one of the most attractive people I've ever seen.

sethandurzz asked: I was originally going to tell you how awesome you were for being so offensive. However, now everyone is doing it. So, fuck you for being a terrible human being. <3

Anonymous asked: I won't mind you looking better in them as long as I can take them off of you :D

true1ife asked: Hi. When you followed me-I got really excited. So thanks:)

nickasfuckingfuck asked: Ricky. What the fuck?!
Where the fuck have you been? And don't you dare give me that "My kidney hurts" bullshit.
Let me explain something to you. I'm "leech funny". I need fellow humor mongerers to feed off of in order to survive. You were my perfect partner in crime, but now you decide to go donate your kidney and stop Tumbling. How selfish is that? My...

metalmushrooms asked: With the first two lines of your about me, I fell in love with your blog.

Anonymous asked: I wish to call you Mr.SexyPants, but only if you'll get in mine ;D

littlemissjabberwocky asked: I love how inappropriate and un PC you can be. High five?

99percentporchmonkey asked: I just watched your stand up, and I must say,
you are a funny man :)

samisfunny asked: Dear Ricky,

What is your favorite color

person?

Curious in Ohio,

Sam

Anonymous asked: You are not right and it kinda rules.

Today I think it's apparent that even God hates...

It’s not like the inbreds can even read the book.

I want a Jodie Foster themed pinball machine.

The only thing really awkward about dating...

And thats really embarrassing for a guy in his prime.

I miss posting things that automatically meant...

Some people will fuck anybody. I will laugh at...

Who walks with me?

Being apart from you is like a bulemic without a...

Anonymous asked: actually "gaijin" means foreigner. every language has a word for "foreigner". how does that make japanese "arrogant?"

The Japanese have a name for 'not-japanese' -...

As a stand up I'm glad I'm white. It means I have...

Also that I’m not a woman. Then I’d just be wasting everybody’s time.

Painting and hiding eggs seems an appropriate...

iswearillchange asked: I don't deserve your Steam copy of Portal 2 because I'm a pretty worthless homosexual that secretly listens to really disgusting folk songs when I'm by myself while plotting revenge on all of my friends that keep threatening me with Portal2 spoilers just because I'm a broke mother fucker and can't call my Mommy or something to get the cash for a fucking video game.

The Portal 2 giveaway ran into a hiccup... the...

I wasn’t born in sin and I don’t need forgiveness...

THE OFFICIAL PORTAL 2 GIVE AWAY POST: WINNER...

69 is the winner! like #69 goes to http://cadet-kelly.tumblr.com/ - the winner of Portal 2 via STEAM! (which is awesome she’s been super supportive since the beginning!!) So follow her blog! how awesome is that? The cake. Its not a lie.

THE OFFICIAL PORTAL 2 GIVE AWAY POST: OVER!

The give away is over! Using random.org I will generate a random # from 1-123 and then find winner. Will post results soon! RULES: To enter, ‘like’ this post, the order of your like will be your number. Reblogging will give you an extra number. This is for PC / STEAM only. So don’t be a troll, only enter if you can actually play. =P

I once had an apple fall on my head and I had this...

Impossible to go on tumblr without someone posting...

Hey 'musicians', pretty sure dressing like an...

My success in relationships is largely determined...