June 2011
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I'm in the recalled baby crib industry. Safe &...
Aw, Pro-life regret? Looks like you could use a BRAND NEW recalled crib!
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There's a group of people who take modern day...
When is someone going to tell tommy from the...
Whenever I see a rainbow I think, how gay.
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seerighthrume asked: Omg how can you make acctual funny jokes? Like damn its hard..
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thisworldisdead asked: i like your beard. its sexy.
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molliemaye asked: Let me have your hilarious babies.
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draculaballs asked: I was gonna try and tell you that you were funny in some creative way.. but you'd probably just make a joke out of it. so I'll just give it to you straight... YOURE FUNNY
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wineinacan-deactivated20120716 asked: what was bad about your father's day?
God I hate those 'friends' that think hanging out...
The only thing more uneventful than the May 21st...
dutchler asked: I don't know why but every time I read "Ricky Cisco" I think of a sexual euphemism.
"Oh I am so gonna give her a Ricky Cisco." "That bitch is just asking for a Ricky Cisco." "That nun probably used to Ricky Cisco all the time."
"Oh I am so gonna give her a Ricky Cisco." "That bitch is just asking for a Ricky Cisco." "That nun probably used to Ricky Cisco all the time."
writetothesoul asked: Just thought I'd let you know that I find you fucking hilarious, even your jokes about women are top notch. Anyway cheers for brightening up my dash. H x
avocadoghost asked: You're actually brilliant and hilarious. Kudos. <3
Anonymous asked: Your humor makes me erect. Keep it up.
staindnovocaine asked: You do stand up for you, fuck what everyone else thinks.
You are extremely hilarious.
Keep it up.
<3
You are extremely hilarious.
Keep it up.
<3
thequantumbassist-deactivated20 asked: I'm starting to realize that even though it's pretty much established that anyone shitting on your style is close minded, they probably haven't seen your stand up vids. I just watched the first one, the one where you had to jump on last minute, and it was great. I'm glad you can poke fun at yourself on stage, laugh at your own jokes. I'm sure most people would say that...
strivingtobeenough asked: Just wanted to say I think you're hilarious. When you get famous do a show in Miami :)
supsuphannah asked: Dear Ricky,
Do you ever wake up in the morning and think, 'I don't think I can deal with being hilarious anymore?'
Do you find affecting peoples lives in such an immense manner to be overwhelming?
Do you ever wish that you were in fact, a bore, if only for a week?
Yours sincerely,
Hannah.
PS - What a coincidence, I'm...
Do you ever wake up in the morning and think, 'I don't think I can deal with being hilarious anymore?'
Do you find affecting peoples lives in such an immense manner to be overwhelming?
Do you ever wish that you were in fact, a bore, if only for a week?
Yours sincerely,
Hannah.
PS - What a coincidence, I'm...
mostd0pemia asked: your blog is so funnny. i love it ;D
the-after-lifeofthehiatus asked: You get so much hate, and I literally love everything you post. You DELIBERATELY stated that you "write Dark Comedy" and yet people still think all you're not gonna post offensive material. THAT'S WHAT FUCKING DARK COMEDY IS. Maybe it's just my sense of humor, but I don't see anything wrong with any of your jokes, because that's what they are- jokes. If they...
brain--stew-deactivated20111108 asked: You're humor makes me want to jack off a homeless person.
And that's a compliment.
And that's a compliment.
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WatchRicky Cisco has some shit to sell on craigslist - watch more funny videos
Everytime you reblog one of my posts a black...
Do you think they still do the wave at Japanese...
I recently donated a few hundred packs of yummy...
I asked for it well Dunn not burnt to a crisp.
It's okay to hit animals. As long as you're...
Jokes about black people are tasteless if dey aint...
Hitting on women was more fun back in the 50's.
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It's too bad Kings and Leaders no longer lead...
If the Japanese didn't get a giant retard lizard...
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Anonymous asked: Please explain the black joke for the lion king, please elaborate and don't make fun I'm just curious and I wanna know!
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sophiaismissing reblogged your post: Stand-up comedy is the redheaded stepchild of philosophy.
what? no, it really isn’t. i’m going to wager that whoever wrote this has never studied/does not understand philosophy.
I wrote it. Did you want to give any reasons or are you above that?
Popping in and making a wager on a dicto simpliciter & a non sequitur is not the telltale sign of a...
Stand-up comedy is the red-headed stepchild of...
The Lion King is my favorite black movie.
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Anonymous asked: Ever thought about changing your name? Like seriously, Ricky Cisco?!
What's that, a combination between Ricky Martin & Sisqo? Who are you? A gay blaxican singer?!
What's that, a combination between Ricky Martin & Sisqo? Who are you? A gay blaxican singer?!
What do you guys think the most exciting / tragic...
“Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by...”
– Seneca
The Splendiferous Days: Gay jokes →
totallydarius:
I really don’t like when people make gay jokes…about me. I mean I can take a joke, but I’m not gay so I shouldn’t be involve with these jokes. And just because you’re my friend or you feel comfortable around me, as a lot people are, doesn’t give you leeway to say shit like that. It’s getting old…
Making fun of gays is not a choice. We’re born this way. Its been...
In the morning I like to cockblock birds by...
I wonder if black people don't tip cows either.
I like to go to native american indian...
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For some artists creative expression seems so...
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cadywhispers replied to your post: Supporting the troops is gay.
too far, bro.
Too far? Perhaps your nearsighted.
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