July 2011
33 posts
Sleep is never a waste as long as you dream.
Jul 27th
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Jul 21st
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Jul 21st
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monster-overture answered your question: Do you think Santa shoots his loads into a stocking? Do you sit thinking about things like this in your spare time? Haha. No. All the time.
Jul 21st
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Do you think Santa shoots his loads into a...
Jul 20th
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I have socks near my computer desk because that's...
Jul 20th
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Jul 20th
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Jul 20th
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Rumor is Adele canceled tour to lose weight after...
Jul 19th
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Jul 18th
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aluci asked: viagra, cialis, soma and more online. discreet packaging.. copy and paste or type www.elwylpidy.com into your browser to get yours.
Jul 18th
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Stem-cells cure diseases, mend the wounded, repair...
Jul 18th
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Jul 18th
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Anonymous asked: Who is your favorite comedian? (besides yourself)
Jul 18th
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Anonymous asked: So, have you heard the news? Apparently, Detroit is the new hipster hot spot. There was an article in the New York Times (although they didn't use the word "hipster) "Detroit Pushes Back with Young Muscles." Just wondering how you felt about Detroit becoming the new Portland.
Jul 18th
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Oprah... despite your great mass, the world does...
Jul 18th
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Anonymous asked: need your advice, my best friend is a guy and I just found out he's in love with me, but i don't feel the same way about him. Also, one of my best friend's boyfriend just told me that he likes me too.. what should I do?? :/
Jul 18th
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Drug tip of the day: Stealing and eating someone...
Jul 18th
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I don't think people understand how hard stand-up...
Jul 18th
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Hi Tumblovers. I demand 22 seconds of your time to...
http://detroit.cityvoter.com/ricky-cisco/biz/619494
Jul 18th
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Jul 18th
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Sick of people using sport metaphors and...
Jul 17th
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Wearing my cleanest clothes from the dirty...
Jul 16th
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Jul 16th
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Detroit Comedian J. Chris Newberg Talks About What... →
Was cool seeing a comic rise up through the ringers here in Detroit and make it like Chris has. Best of luck to you, Chris!
Jul 15th
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Jul 12th
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Pots and pans: going missing since fucking...
Jul 12th
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Jul 12th
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Going skydiving in an hour.
Parachute pants … check.
Jul 10th
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The only thing more gay than gay is tying another...
Jul 10th
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I like to hit on pregnant girls. Threesome.
Jul 10th
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Sure could of used Casey Anthony to help me sleep...
Jul 5th
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Adderall: Getting shit done.
Jul 1st
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