August 2011
49 posts
Detroit is a Spooky city
I hate when people I don't know introduce...
When Optimus Prime farts do you think it comes out...
How come no one tells you weed will give you...
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I like A1 on my baked potato bitch
The priest told me I was one of Gods instruments....
Ed Hardy: Giving the tattoo removal industry...
Hearts, Skulls and Ribbons oh my!
there's only a 2% chance of a missing milk carton...
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Southern Bible-belt states have highest divorce...
I chalk it up to sibling rivalry.
I think the only psychological impact of nursing...
I know some people may think making love to a pregnant girl is gross but seriously - a 3 some is a 3 some.
I breastfed til I was almost 4... how do you think...
Crop circles are cool lookin and stuff- but where...
Tumblr: Where people blog stuff that inspires them...
Republican logic: gays lisp, snakes lisp therefore...
Practice is the mating call of the muse.
As a carpenter I wonder if Jesus was happy with...
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I bet Florida wishes a hurri-cane was just...
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Story Time: Cape in the Wind
When I was around 10 years old I was the first of my friends to make the life changing realization that beach towels make far better capes than bath towels. Especially ones with batman symbols. The imaginary crime fighting game was about to be changed.
I was the only one in the neighborhood with a cape that drug on the ground behind me, not great for round house kicks but very fear inspiring to...
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Wtf Fastfood? Is there a fucking bbq sauce...
Back in the day when daddy ordered a 20 piece nugget and asked for some bbq sauce, daddy got his bbq sauce. FO FREE.
So can we all agree on a punishment for...
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Ipad, I don't know if every time I accidently sit...
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The first Black presidency wouldn't be possible...
Not to mention Denzel and Snoop.
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Now days when I meet someone and they don't take...
The difference between me and most people is that...
Acting: the only legitimate job a con-artist can...
Holy fucking shit two fighter jets just passed...
Whenever I see someone sneeze I bless myself...
Good thing sperm can't use the backdoor.
Ever since I donated my kidney I feel like part of...
Equating shitting in a toilet with dropping black...
I stopped trying to make the honor roll when I...
The mental and physical toll of forcing oneself to...
I think Rebecca Black remembers 'her moment' a bit...
If you're proud to call yourself a christian...
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I'm really on the fence when it comes to...
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Aphorism of the Day: A snob is someone who looks...
Nothing I wouldn't do with a black girl except...
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hanukkahjamboree asked: You haven't posted anything in a while, did someone finally kill you?
I like to high-five vegans with my lucky rabbit's...
An old priest once asked me what it's like being...
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Alcohol makes ugly girls pretty and pretty girls...
I recently found out that most gay porn actors are...
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Jesus: The only well-hung Jew.
