September 2011
81 posts
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Right now I'm on hold with the Home Depot -...
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“It’s silly for me how people talk about not being free.
I live in the...”
– Unknown.
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Story Time: Cape in the Wind
When I was around 10 years old I was the first of my friends to make the life changing realization that beach towels make far better capes than bath towels. Especially ones with batman symbols (I just sadly realized in retrospect that the bat symbol would of been viewed sideways while donning the cape… tragic). The imaginary crime fighting game was about to be changed.
I was the only one...
Whenever I contemplate life I always seem to be...
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Whenever I mention a name in conversation I like...
Damn only 2 posts away from 1,000 original posts....
I hope Greg Giraldo rises from the dead to roast...
Dicks or it didn't fappen.
PETA says it's child abuse to feed children meat....
More please.
I wonder if vegans refuse to use moose in their...
If with stemcells an aborted child can save lives...
Thanks God for aborting Jesus,
I like to moon werewolves.
Shake it once, that's fine. Shake it twice,...
That awkward moment you're hitchhiking and the...
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When two worms have a disagreement it helps for...
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It seems I may have to retire my 'a Detroit Lions...
I put the P U in punny.
Texan hunter says tracking is the hardest thing...
Eat mushrooms and watch a 3D movie without the...
A lot of men don't have their prostate checked...
In religion all the closets are full.
September is prostate cancer awareness month, that...
Don’t make the same mistake I did and ask on your birthday.
I wonder if a Shepherd falls asleep when he goes...
I like to pickpocket V cards.
I became a 10th grade geography teacher so I can...
and get summer off, multiple times.
Politicians confuse their opinions for equations.
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I like to think of myself as a love seat...
Psychedelics add a synesthetic 5th dimension of...
'Enlightenment' is mere contentment robed in the...
Humans are like ruthless sperm racing toward the...
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I always put down the toilet seat after I pee....
Myspace is everyones time capsule for 2008.
I have a breast milk fetish. It's unfortunate...
37.33333333
The number of times Iraq has experienced the civilian death equivalent of America’s 9-11.
On a day of remembrance we’ve seemed to forget.
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Reblog if you think Captain America would have...
pkmnbreederbrianna asked: We first invaded Iran in 1946 (removing Soviet troops), and Iraq in 1956. We've been 'kicking ass' over there for over 50 years. Justified? Eyes of the beholder I suppose.
Anonymous asked: "37.33333333, The number of times Iraq has experienced the civilian death equivalent of America’s 9-11." are you trying to justify 9/11?
Pitchers don't get their prostate checked enough.
My girlfriend has that psychological disorder...
My girlfriend has that psychological disorder...
Facebook Drama of the Day:
I just got one of those dogs that can sniff out...
…when he smells it he’s suppose to howl. So I took him for a walk and he pulled me toward this pale lookin young girl and started sniffing her, I was like oh no… then out of nowhere he bit her face off. Good news is she didn’t have cancer.
Baptism in Holy Water may not be enough to save a...
I used to be a ginger. But then I found Jesus.
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