April 2012
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Apr 30th
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Apr 23rd
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall; Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.  All the King’s horses  And all the King’s men Couldn’t put Humpty together again!  Government employees even suck at their jobs in fairy tales.
Apr 22nd
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If with every gust of wind today stupid people...
Apr 22nd
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The Chris Brown and Rihanna metaphors and jokes...
Apr 22nd
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“Research shows that verbal abuse activates and disrupts the same part of the...”
– Loveseat Philosophy
Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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If anyone ever tries to make you feel bad for...
Apr 21st
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4.20: a day to make beautiful memories that will...
Apr 20th
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Self-knowledge is the one thing you can't Google.
Apr 18th
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I’ll always breathe deep The smoke that burns sweet Drift & sway to the familiar beats To the melodies that accompanied Our sheets I will always remember to never forget
Apr 18th
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The man of faith climbed high yet fell
The man of doubt climbed not at all
To see all that can be seen
We must be skeptics on our knees
Faith is the student, Doubt is the teacher
Apr 18th
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A Clash Of Kings
Riddle: "In a room sit three great men, a king, a priest, and a rich man with his gold. Between them stands a sellsword, a little man of common birth and no great mind. Each of the great ones bids him slay the other two. 'Do it,' says the king, 'for I am your lawful ruler.' 'Do it,' says the priest, 'for I command you in the names of the gods.' 'Do it,' says the rich man, 'and all this gold shall be yours.' So tell me- who lives and who dies?"
Varys - "Perchance you have considered the riddle I posed you that day in the inn?"
Tyrion - "It has crossed my mind a time or two. The king, the priest, the rich man-who lives and who dies? Who will the swordsman obey? It's a riddle without an answer, or rather, too many answers. All depends on the man with the sword."
Varys - "And yet he is no one. He has neither crown nor gold nor favor of the gods, only a piece of pointed steel."
Tyrion - "That piece of steel is the power of life and death."
Varys - "Just so . . . yet if it is the swordsmen who rule us in truth, why do we pretend our kings hold the power? Why should a strong man with a sword ever obey a child king like Joffrey, or a wine-sodden oaf like his father?"
Tyrion - "Because these child kings and drunken oafs can call other strong men, with other swords."
Varys - "Then these other swordsmen have the true power. Or do they? Whence came their swords? Why do they obey? Some say knowledge is power. Some tell us that all power comes from the gods. Others say it derives from law. Yet that day on the steps of Baelor's Sept, our godly High Septon and the lawful Queen Regent and your ever so-knowledgeable servant were as powerless as any cobbler or cooper in the crowd. Who truly killed Eddard Stark do you think? Joffrey, who gave the command? Ser Ilyn Payne, who swung the sword? Or . . . another?"
Tyrion - "Did you mean to answer your damned riddle, or only to make my head ache worse?"
Varys - "Here, then. Power resides where men believe it resides. No more and no less."
Tyrion - "So power is a mummer's trick?"
Varys - "A shadow on the wall, yet shadows can kill. And oft times a very small man can cast a very large shadow."
Tyrion - "Lord Varys, I am growing strangely fond of you. I may kill you yet, but I think I'd feel sad about it."
Apr 17th
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Physical beauty has a way of meaning everything in...
Apr 16th
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Ill be on Anderson Cooper today at 3 pm est with...
Sorry, the rest of my organs are spoken for. Except one… ;-)
Apr 11th
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Jesus is like Santa Claus for adults.
howtoexplainreligiontochildren
Apr 10th
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I'll be on the Anderson Cooper show this...
Except we’ll be going over the Rickydiculist.
Apr 9th
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Introspection and therapy is the closest thing we...
Apr 9th
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Pro-lifers turn the irresponisibility of having 10...
Apr 9th
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Do you ever forget that porn has sound?
Apr 8th
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Apr 8th
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Apr 8th
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Not your typical celebrity gossip site.
Find out which people you admire are total nutjobs. I dare you. http://hollowverse.com/
Apr 8th
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Apr 8th
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A special thanks to Jesus of Nazareth, Khrisna of...
Apr 8th
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I wonder if Jesus being a carpenter was upset...
Apr 7th
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If you're not having mass orgies and worshiping...
Apr 7th
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Apr 3rd
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Follow your dream before you bring dreamers into...
Apr 2nd
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