If I sneezed this much in the Middle Ages I’d be hanged for demonic possession.
A kind of sorcery exists, but not as a means of turning stone into gold, but in the art of successfully calling one thing another, of toying with our definitions.
The real Jesus.
(Source: susheep, via eldrazi-tentacles)
I wonder if every church has bells because priests love ding dongs.
Time to put on a robe, sandals, beard, wig and zombie makeup and terrorize children looking for graffiti eggs.
Yay Easter! Christianity is my favorite culturally transmitted disease.
Drugs: Judge them solely on how gently and beautifully they dissolve you.
The Universe is my wingman.
We are the first generation to have digital tombstones in the internet graveyard.
The most dangerous and easily spread diseases of mankind are behavioral.