Loveseat Philosophy

Apr 03

Apr 02

Mar 31

If I sneezed this much in the Middle Ages I’d be hanged for demonic possession.

A kind of sorcery exists, but not as a means of turning stone into gold, but in the art of successfully calling one thing another, of toying with our definitions.

The real Jesus.

(Source: susheep, via eldrazi-tentacles)

I wonder if every church has bells because priests love ding dongs.

Time to put on a robe, sandals, beard, wig and zombie makeup and terrorize children looking for graffiti eggs.

Yay Easter! Christianity is my favorite culturally transmitted disease.

Mar 22

Drugs: Judge them solely on how gently and beautifully they dissolve you.

The Universe is my wingman.

Mar 19

We are the first generation to have digital tombstones in the internet graveyard.

Mar 18

Mar 15

The most dangerous and easily spread diseases of mankind are behavioral.