Dear Febreze,Unfortunately its time we must part ways. Why?, you ask. Well its complicated. Because you did such a good job managing odors early on in your career, everyone bought you. Because everyone bought you, everyone now knows exactly what you smell like. Now when someone smells you, they think “Hmm I wonder what bad smell is being covered up right now.” This can lead one to suspect far worse scenarios than might actually be present. 
For instance, I walked into a friends bathroom and I instantly smelled Febreze Lavender. I was not fooled. I knew I was actually smelling poop. So now everytime I smell Lavender I think of poop.
Is this really want you want febreze?
So until you can do some more research and develop a better method to control odors I have no choice but to severe this relationship permanently. Yours Truly,Ricky

Dear Febreze,

Unfortunately its time we must part ways. Why?, you ask. Well its complicated. Because you did such a good job managing odors early on in your career, everyone bought you. Because everyone bought you, everyone now knows exactly what you smell like. Now when someone smells you, they think “Hmm I wonder what bad smell is being covered up right now.” This can lead one to suspect far worse scenarios than might actually be present. 

For instance, I walked into a friends bathroom and I instantly smelled Febreze Lavender. I was not fooled. I knew I was actually smelling poop. So now everytime I smell Lavender I think of poop.

Is this really want you want febreze?

So until you can do some more research and develop a better method to control odors I have no choice but to severe this relationship permanently. 

Yours Truly,
Ricky

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  1. lilylungs said: I use febreze frequently to mask the smell of marijuana, so now when I smell febreze I panic a little and think it actually smells like pot.
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